I'M SO PORTLAND OR EVERYTHING YOU'VE HEARD IS WEIRD

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Submitted Date 01/09/2019
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I'm so Portland
my bike has a bike
it only takes out on weekends

I'm so Portland
this poem is in a free box
and comes with a ukelele

I'm so Portland
you can pickle it

but not until next week
because I'm on a raw juice cleanse

I'm so Portland
I wrote this poem 3 years ago
in my best friend's basement
that was converted from a warehouse
and is now a farmer's market
but you've probably never heard of it

I'm so Portland
I don't actually live in Vancouver
or Beaverton

I'm so Portland
my bike's bike has one handlebar

mustache

I'm so Portland
I brewed my own coffee
but I won't drink it
until it's vintage

I'm so Portland
right now I am reading that new article about how to read articles

I'm so Portland
I work at

I'm so Portland
I just moved here from Tuscon
Denver
and Boise

I'm so Portland
this poem was filmed in French
and these are the subtitles

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