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THIS REALLY HAPPENED
Can I take your order?
she asked me crisply in her bright fast food uniform
I'd like a double cheeseburger
You're going to hell
the old man standing next to me added
as he fixed her in his gaze
Would you like fries with that?
No, but I'd like a large coke
If you live in sin, you will go to hell
the older man continued as she pretended he was not there
That will be two dollars and eighty-eight cents
There is no forgiveness unless you repent
Here's my credit card
Hell is hot and for eternity
Dine in or take out?
I'd like a tray for here
You will burn
the old man scowled and walked away
I looked at the young girl, still smiling
shaken but not showing it
Mark Twain said heaven for climate, hell for company
and she laughed.
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